My friends and family say some prettty funny things that are memorable. Movie quotes are always grand.
“Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” - Fight Club
“My lips aren’t strong enough, Damn I would suck at giving blow jobs.” - Alex Curry ;D
“Spine it maaaaaaaan!”
“Fuck, I just totally boned myself right there!” - Dominic
“Haha, well I guess that’s pretty unique.”- Me
“I gotta throw up now, I just had to listen to 8 minutes of Papa Roach.” - Patrick
“BIIIIIIIIIITCH!”- Patrick
“I smell chicken too, my niggersenses are tingling.” - Patrick
“Wait…If you move this penny here…and this dime here…and that nickle there…welll you get a guy that has a bigger leg than the other.” - Dillon
“What are you doing” - Trevor’s Dad
“Noooothiiiing” - Trevor
“What are you carrying?”- Trevor’s Dad
“…a Box…” - Trevor
“Is that the T.V ?” - Trevor’s Dad
“…Nooooo….*gets to the door* YEAH IT’S THE T.V. BYE.” - Trevor
“Man, last time I did it was like Friday night I think.” - Me
“Oh damn, that’s a long time..”- Alex Curry
“Well I guess…when was it for you?” - Me
“…Well now i’m embarrassed hahaha.”- Alex Curry
“…You did it this morning didn’t you?” - Me
“…maaayyybeee…” - Alex Curry
Hahahahaha good times.
“She’s unfuckable He’s unfuckable…DAMN they should just fuck each other!” - Chase
lolololol
“How did you do that?” - Murray
“Only smart people can.”-Trevor
“…What are you trying to say?”- Murray
“I eat peanut butter with a spoon!:D”-Trevor
“Hahahaha I WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD!”- Ray
“I just have sexual fantasies of you all day, baby.” -Dillon
“Are you on adderall? You twackass.” - Patrick
“…Put a ring on it” - Shelby
Tahaha SNL
“thats like saying…
…I have a small penis, i ordered a large but they fucked up the order” - Dillon
“I don’t have Asian food whatchu talking about? :O”- Me
“OH MY GOD
That’s like dividing by zero
you bitch.”- Remy
“I punch guys all the time, girls too, even babies.” - Neil Patrick Harris
” In a parallel universe, if I was the oppiste gender, I could do it with myself…” - Me
“…That would be considered incest…” - Rowan
(While in Astronomy tahahaha)
“I think I just saw my English teacher.
Damn it my day is ruined now.” - Dillon
“Barack Obama” - Mr. Commers
“We have two hundred couches..WHY?!” - Ray
“We’re a Thursday band, bring us beverages!” - Dan
“Dude it taste’s like Christmas.” - Curry
“The opposite of it tasting like the Holocaust.” - Hol
“We’re sucking face.” - Trevor
“Ahhhh I taught you that!” - Trevor’s Mom
*Farts*- Myself
“Grossss Francisssss” - Rachel
“Hey, we’re all friends here now.” - Myself
“Yeah, just take a shit on the floor, we’re all just friends here.” - Patrick
*Throws gummy bear at Neal* - Matt
“Matt! :O what the fuck?! *confused face*” -Neal
“Whore-moans.” - Trevor
“I don’t even think it’s pimples…. I think my skin is melting…” - Patrick
“Every good song has a end, so you might as well enjoy it. The ones that last forever, are the ones you create on your own.” - Nikki
